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I do not necessarily agree with what follows
1-A beer doesn't get jealous when u grab another beer.
2-When u go to a bar u know that u can always pick up a beer.
3-A beer won't get upset if u come home and have beer on your breath.
4-You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5-Hangovers go away.
6-When u r finsihed with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
7-U don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
8-A beer always goes down easy.
9-U can share a beer with your friends.
10-Beer is always wet.
11-U always know u r the first one to pop the beer open.
12-A frigid beer is a good beer.
13-U can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
14-U can enjoy a beer all month long.
15-A beer doesn't leave u for somebody richer...(I
made up this one myself :-))...